Early summer party hysteria Friday
I was going to spend the night in the dim light of the sad moon scrubbing endangered sea turtles and other troubled wildlife free of their oily BP death-slurry coatings, until they were all squeaky clean and eager for me to adopt them, and take care of them, and share moments with them, and teach them the ways of the world and what it means to truly love someone, and then post adorable photos of them in my Facebook CUTE MAMIMALS album.
But fuck nature, I gotta party.
There are at least 4 (four) amazing things to do tonight:
- Matt Tolfrey at Electric Pickle: a gifted DJ who plays shit with a bit of swing and soul that you wouldn't expect. That's getting rarer and rarer in these days trapped in the sweltering shitbox of Top 40. More information.
- Dirt Nasty at Louis: Semitalented occasionally hilarious reformed drunk white rapper Dirt Nasty will be doing his dirtiest and nastiest at Louis tonight. More information.
- Miike Snow at Mokai: Miike Snow is a band, not a person, and they're responsible for the annoyingly overplayed "Animals" song (I change shaaaapes just to hiiii---can't take it, no more, no more!). They'll be DJing, but not performing live, at Mokai. More information.
- Lolo's Birthday at Vagabond: As previously mentioned, always a good party on Friday.