Early summer party hysteria Friday

I was going to spend the night in the dim light of the sad moon scrubbing endangered sea turtles and other troubled wildlife free of their oily BP death-slurry coatings, until they were all squeaky clean and eager for me to adopt them, and take care of them, and share moments with them, and teach them the ways of the world and what it means to truly love someone, and then post adorable photos of them in my Facebook CUTE MAMIMALS album.

But fuck nature, I gotta party.

There are at least 4 (four) amazing things to do tonight:

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Nightclubs: Mokai
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Nightclubs: Electric Pickle